Top 15 signs that you are Germophobic, miasma is your worst enemy

Are you afraid of germs?  Do you think the people around you are dirty and they should be careful where they put their hands?  Do you...

Are you afraid of germs? Do you think the people around you are dirty and they should be careful where they put their hands? Do you think you're going to get sick as soon as you come in contact with any germ? So you are most likely germophobic (nothing to do with German speakers) or mysophobic (it's the same). Not yet convinced? So look at these other signs that will show you that you are good germophobic, and not just a little.

1. You NEVER touch the metro bar

Not even under torture. Ultimately, you lean on it with your jacket sleeve, which is even more stupid since your jacket you never wash, while your hands do.

2. When you accidentally touched the metro bar with your hand, you can no longer use it until you find something to wash it

So you walk with your hanging hand, without daring to put it back in your pocket for fear of dirtying your pocket, and without putting it in contact with your face, or WORSE, your mouth. This simple idea gives you gastronomy over three generations. Once you've washed that ugly hand, you feel serene again.

3. When your colleague kisses you and then tells you that he is sick, you want to kill him

Couldn't he respect a safety distance of about 15 meters instead of coming to put his dirty germs on your skin? It is because of this kind of people that diseases spread around the world. They should be burned and their ashes washed in bleach.

4. The influenza prevention ad has marked you for life

Fucking little numbers hanging everywhere, it drives me crazy. Please crush all of this.

5. You wash your hands about 157 times a day and suddenly they are all wrinkled

Too bad, you prefer to have dry hands and a monstrous budget of hand soap rather than catch the blast. Spoiler: you will catch the blast anyway while your friends who never wash their hands and their concrete immune system will be very quiet.

6. You bless the inventor of the pedal which allows you to open the bin without touching it

This guy had understood everything in life.

7. You risk turning your eyes if you learn how many microbes you have on you right now

Here, we 've made a list of the germs you have on your hands right now. Don't thank us.

8. You never walk without your hydroalcoholic gel

And of course, when you forget it, you absolutely need it and you want it a lot.

9. Your friends tell you that you are ridiculous and that you feel misunderstood

They don't know what it's like to see microbes everywhere. They live in total carelessness without knowing that cholera is never far away.

10. Making wet laces is an unnamed nightmare for you

On these laces, there must be approximately 896 diseases plus thirty that have never been listed by scientists and which are most likely incurable.

11. When a food has fallen on the ground, for you it is lost forever

You do not understand how people who can pick up something they have dropped on the ground do and then bring it back into their bodies. They want to die or what?

12. You use a handkerchief to open the doors of public toilets

Because yes, the idiots who created the toilets in most public places have implemented a system that forces you to touch the door handle after washing your hands, which is completely absurd, since the handle is dirty . Your only salvation is to use a handkerchief to operate the handle and thus avoid getting dirty. Too boring.

13. You're also probably a little hypochondriac

Germophobic and hypochondriac , this is the classic combo. Stop hanging out on Doctissimo while we're talking to you OH.

14. When your toilet smells of bleach, you feel good
Paradise probably smells like this.

15. The day you were told that you had billions of bacteria in your belly you almost passed out
 And finally, when you learned that most of them were cool for your body, you became a little less germ-repellent.

Fortunately, most of the time you forget that you have mites in your eyelashes .



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